THE ADVENTURES OF YENG AND LEI...kwentong komiks

tribute ko 'to at pasasalamat sa dalawang nag-gandahang babae na klasmeyt ko noong high school for wasting their precious time just to visit me and celebrate my bertdey here in singapore.

si lei ay scriptwriter at producer ng campaign ng "idolo" nating si fpj nung nakaraang election, na very divisive at talaga namang highly amuzing (read:nakakahiya!). si yeng naman ang current psychiatrist ni erap at paminsan-minsan ay tumutulong kay eddie gil sa kanyang post election depression (ayaw nyang aminin, pero hitch ko na sya rin ang hair stylist). i'm not sure kung tama ang detalye, mararami-rami na rin kasi yung nainom naming tequila nung napag-usapan namin ito. galing nga rin pala sila sa sri lanka para malaman kung mas mabango ang mga tao roon kumpara sa india.

'ngapala, yung bright light na nakikita nyo above my head is actually a halo.

and so the story goes...

dit..didit...dit..diditdit...didididit...dit (morse code ticking)

singapore news room:

yeng and lei already found the hideout of their notorious classmate wayback highschool days after scouring the labyrinth place they called temasek (old name for singapore). the culprit is
not at his haven. while setting up the dragnet...they found his cute "mini me" (abby) literally in her diapers!

Yeng: may inaanak!

Abby: waaaaaah! (umiyak, takot sa tao...hehehe!)

stay tuned!

knowing they'd outwitted the "gangster"...

the 2 gals rested their weary bodies sitting on the edge of the bed. this dragnet has flown them from manila to sri lanka, and now here in singapore. it has taken it's toll on them. unknown to them, a time triggered sleeping gas was slowing mixing with the humid and durian smelling atmosphere of the house. and before they knew it, they are unconscious and very vurnerable to whatever plans the villain has....

(tawang romy diaz....) bwahahahahaha!

meanwhile, at the villain's other hideout (office)...

our villain is concocting his "evil plans" (habang nangungulangot)...time si on his side. but he knows he must come out with something fast, before the potion that knocked down Yeng and Lei wears of.

hihihihi...hihihihi...(to the tune of "Banal na Aso..." of Yano)

11:15 am: the phone rings...

kring....kring...kring...

the villain answers the phone on the first 3 rings (business courtesy)...

villain: ehem (clearing throat and picks up the phone)...hilaw este hello..(medyo pa-cute ng konti in case bebot...hehehe)

villain henchman (equipment supplier): hi pepe, this is edwin...

villain: (sa sarili lang...) tangna! binanggit yung pangalan ko...eh kung under surveillance at naka-tap kami...engot...engot!

villain: hi pengyow (friend in chinese)...(tagalog translation: gago!ba't ngayon ka lang tumawag, 9:30 appointment natin)

henchman: got stuck on one of my customers, i'll try to be there afterlunch. can or not (a fascinating singlish!)?

villain: oh I see, i guess we just see each other after lunch then...(tagalog translation: gago...gago...gago!)

villain hangs up the phone and continue humming.....

chikinini....chikinini...chikinini....may chikinini sa kuwan! (to the tune of "Chikinini..." by Parokya ni Egdar)

and the saga continues...

looking at his futuristic state-of-art security camera embedded maliciously on all parts of his enclave , the villain sees that yeng is soaking wet in the shower while lei is busy dressing up....obviously they're awake and ready to take on the world.

the inevitable is about to come....the villain decided to confront his nemesis!

(ala romy diaz na tawa ulit)....bwahahahaha!....bwahahaha!

the aftermath...

i'll be happy to share with you the rest of the photos (especially after our drinking binge) for a fee. you can actually make money from them by using them to blackmail yeng and lei. my intent it to give it to the highest bidder.

tag or email nyo na lang ako...

~~~ano man ang iyong ginagawa sa iyong kapatid, ay siya ring ginagawa mo sa AKIN...